Rejections 266 and 267

I got a generic rejection from The Missouri Review for an essay, but that submission was a real tall tale in and of itself.

I also got a super kind and encouraging rejection from Callie at American Short Fiction. That's the kind of rejection that makes me wanna send them a fruit basket full of real rare fruits: miracle berries and coco de mers and durians and cloudberries and mangosteens.  Enjoy!