Two Prominent Issues of Modern Bookselling
Peter Slapnicher

- Weebeast & Marcy: The Dynamic Duo
 
Just a quick note of why I think independent bookstores are struggling, which is easily illustrated by two toys that were given to Women & Children First, the store where I work.
#1: A note to publishers: Don't send bookstores terrifying yellow plush monsters to try and get them to carry your book. When I receive a box with this crap in it, I throw the catalog away along with the little idiotic Weebeast. Give the money you spent on that weird promotional choice to your authors. They need it more than we need a turtle bird with prominent boobs and buttocks.
#2: A note to people who are worried about their local independent bookstore and trying to support it: Buy books at that store. Don't bring in a doll of Marcy from Married With Children, and then browse for a while and say you're going to order the books online from Amazon. Just buy books there. I happen to believe in the independent bookstore as a public space, and as much as I believe in the importance of growing online communities, there's something that just can't beat giving stickers to adorable kids, bonding over books in person, going to book release parties, or looking at a whole store of titles hand-picked by the people who work there.
Just some thoughts. And an ass-shot of Weebeast and Marcy to bring us on home:

Black Warrior Review doesn't want the piece I already told them they couldn't have.  They told me so with a little card in the mail.
Hey people.  I'm getting to read some awesome work for Little White Poetry Journal, but I am a bit insatiable at the moment, and I want to read more. I have extended the deadline to May 3rd.  Keep it coming.  Send submissions of poetry with a bio to jacjemc@gmail.com.
I love Public Space so much.  Why can't I have work in there?  Inside those pretty covers?  I wanna get under the covers of Public Space! Probably I can't whine my way in, huh? Bah.  This rejection was totally fast and anonymous.
I'm not sure how I took such a step back with Diagram.  I was getting really encouraging notes.  One of the editors recognized my name at AWP.  Now: no love.  This is the second flat-out rejection I have received.
I like that Cooper Renner at elimae.  I think he's pretty much the bees' knees.  Even when he rejects you, you feel like a million bucks. He told me he didn't think the story I sent was right for elimae, but I should send it as a Mud Luscious chapbook submission.  Done and done, Cooper, but thanks for trying to help me out.
n + 1 sent me a kind and impersonal rejection explaining that as a biannual publication they can only publish a very limited amount of fiction.